What+A+Lie

= This is a poem that is so not true = = You will know if you are kiwi too =

Kiwiana Lie Absolutely no sheep to shear Can’t see dairy farms there No kiwis to haunt the night No weta’s just to give a fright Boring barbeque's in the rain Everyone seems just the same Our Christmas tree was never red Moa’s that have never been dead Pavlova was never a kiwi treat Watties was never here to eat A Kea isn’t a native bird A Tui’s song was never heard Jandals never worn in the sun Hokey Pokey Ice Cream not yum Fish and Chips aren’t kiwi food <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Black singlets are considered rude <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">We will never stay in a bach <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Never see kiwi eggs hatch <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The haka is very weak <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The all blacks have a losing streak <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">The all whites are our rugby team <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Sunburn can never be extreme <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #0000ff; font-family: Arial; font-size: 11pt; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;">Now the day is so not done And you know nothing about kiwi fun